Drug induced Llamas. .

It is day 3 of my pain killer regiment and I have to tell you. I thought I was crazy before I now realize i wasn't I am seriously going insane! The effects of my painkillers have not worn off yet and going to work while on prescription pain killers is not a good idea. There are pink llamas dancing on my desk right now its really distracting. . .  Kinda like this video! Whichever company made percocet Bravo and a round of applause to you. This stuff makes me paranoid and anti-social. I cant remember what happened last night all I know is my world is upside down. (the llamas are now green) I think they change color based on my mood. How cool wouldit be if you could have mood llamas? Take that mood rings! So an explanation as to why I have to take these pills first and foremost it isnt recreational I don't know how anyone could enjoy feeling like they can't function. . I went to the dentist who I believe is sadistic and had a crown put on my front tooth. Tooth #9 to be exact and now the tooth is infected. It seriously feels like my gums are trying to give birth. I called my dentist who prescribed Percocet and for me to start a anti-biotics regiment. He also said  ill need to get a root canal so there goes another 200.00 dollars out of my life. Oh well, it will all be worth it in the end right?  Anyways I hope you all have enjoyed my drug induced post today. If a cat approaches you today don't take nay advice from him. He's out to get you. . By the way I did my best to recreate what one of the llamas looked like. Its the pink blob in my post. Its art dont judge

6 Places

6 Places

ITALIA!!

 Italy is such a bigcountry that I have to go to each place into particular

ROMA!

Amazing! Look how wonderful this city is! I would love to get lost here for a while :)

VENEZIA! (Venice)

Who wouldn't want to see this every night from a gondola? 

TOSCANA! (Tuscany)

I would love to have a Tuscan Villa some day Look how gorgeous that landscape is!!

SICILIA!! (Sicily)

The bithplace of the Mafioso I belong here. . 

2. ESPANA! (Spain)

Spain is where my family comes from I have always dreamed of going back to see everything my ancestors lived in :)

MADRID

BARCALONA

VALENCIA

3.PORTUGAL

4. LONDON!!

5. UNITED ARAB EMIRATES 

6. THE TEMPLE

My 7 Wants

1. I wan't a car, and not just any car a nice one. Like a BMW 7 series or Mercedes heck, i'd even go for an Audi!

2. I want to be able to wear suits a lot! Custom made for me. Like custom Armani's with fitted French Cuff, English Collar shirts with nice Cuff links!

3. I wan't to be able to command a room with my presence.

4. I want a family. Especially a daughter. I want my Princess!

5. I want to be successful in anything I try.

6. I want to be a good example, looked up to as a good guy and mentor

7. I want people to know that I will do anything to help someone out.

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8 Fears

Sorry everyone I have been kinda busy to continue with the 10 days thing so here are my 8 fears.

1. Failure, not your average failed a test failure but the whole failure at life thing.

2. Losing my Family in particular my Mother.

3. Gremlins damn things always stealing my socks!

4. Losing my friends.

5. Dying too young.

6. Divorce.

7. Girls. When they get angry they deserve to be feared.

8. God.

Just a day in the life

Im at work trying to fully transition over to my new responsibilities as SEO Director (cool Title huh?) I never realized how hard it is to get our deal of the day website Incredibuys noticed my the major search engines. Should be fun though if you're bored and want see some insanely low prices on great gear check it out!

Just another Mormon hiding his Horns and riding the bus. .

At my job I get the privelage to talk to all sorts of people. I love it to be honest. It has done wonders for my fake accents. The one thing that bothers me is how dim-witted the people that call in. I usually try to stay positive on life and people there in, but these guys can deflate any optimistic out look on civilization with in talking to them for 30 seconds. I dont understand why you feel like I need to hear about your cat missing a leg, your bunions on your feet, or how you think there are aliens stealing your remote! That has no relevance to cancelling your membership. . Don’t get me wrong I love my job, I have learned so much and I don’t know of any friends that has the honor of talking to someone at least once a week claiming to be Jesus himself or his mouth piece. Those are my favorite calls cause it always turns into a religion discussion.

I always get asked If I know God loves me (I do) who wouldn’t love me? Then the best question of all which religion are you? Usually at this point of the conversation all relevant business to the program has been taken care of and the customer/converter just wants to talk. I can deal with that. So when asked what denomination I belong to I proudly state I am a Mormon. That changes the tone of the entire call and its interesting to see it happen. What went from a friendly conversion now turns into a condemnation and rebuking for my beliefs. To quote Jim Morrison, “People are strange” probably the most honest statement out there.

I think different cultures are fun to learn about. Im not sure if I posted on here about this or not but I made a new friend on the bus. **Side note, if your ever bored or feeling down on yourself go ride the public bus! You’ll soon realize how lucky you are!** Anyways back to my new friend. Her name is Soon and she is from Korea. I helped her out once find the stop she needed to get to and now she won’t stop talking to me. Its not a bad thing but the ride on the bus is usually “me time”. She tells me about Korea and always has a bunch of Bananas which she has no problem peeling and just shoving into my mouth, She thinks its funny. . Today after cramming a banana in my mouth she took my phone to make a call. then my paper cause she wanted to read it. I guess thats cool in Korea. I doubt I would ever make it lving there cause I like my personal space. I try not to make a big deal out of her doing so because she isn’t used to our customs. It honestly makes me wonder what other people from different countries would do in a similiar setting. I hope one day to help out an italian straight out of Italy on the bus maybe he’ll sing opera the entire time or give me spaghetti… 

9 LOVES

10 DAYS

10 SECRETS 9 LOVES 

8 FEARS 7 WANTS 6 PLACES 

5 FOODS 4 BOOKS 3 FILMS 2 SONGS

1 PICTURE OF YOURSELF  

9 LOVES

1. My Family!

Brian, Mom, Thomas, and Myself.

Back Row L-R: Zach, Brian, Dad, Me

Front L-R: Thomas, Kenzie, Cyndie, Brigit, Josh (Miss you!) Brooklyn (my Beautiful Niece)

2. My Brother Joshua Michael Austin

03/29/1990 - 04/09/2011

Josh is seriously my hero, He was my older brother and we fought, laughed, cried, and got into trouble with each other. He was and is the greatest example of service I learned a lot from him. I don't think he ever knew how much I admired him.

3. My Friends

                                                                 Tori, Phil, and Dane 

                                                     James, Octavia, Me, Rachel, and Trevor

                                                             Jarom, Courtney, Mikelle, and Kayla 

                                                   Me and my beautiful best friend Mariah 

This is Parker, He is basically my greatest Friend in the entire world. We goofed off so much. To put it plainly we were basically J.D. and Turk off of scrubs. We were that close haha

3. FOOD!!!

5 Cars

One day I will own both of these cars

      1968 Ford Mustang GT500

VW Bus Need I say More? Though I want mine to be lime green

6 Music!

To me Music is everything whether it's playing it or just listening to it. I have a song that goes with everything I do. I love having my own Soundtrack to life

7. AUDREY HEPBURN

Need I say More? I realize this actress is the same actress our grandfather's had crushes on but who can resist? She is the epitome of class during the silver screen era! If I had a time machine I would go back to marry her.

8. Money

This actually more of a Love/Hate relationship

I love having money I love spending money. I hate that everything requires money. and that its pocket sized corruption

9. I LOVE LIFE!

I'm more or less High on Life. I think it's fascinating how every day merits a chance to be the greatest day in your life! I love seeing new things, meeting new people, and going to new places. I think those who embrace life are some of the happiest people out there. Life is an adventure waiting to be taken :)

These are things I love everyday. Its never changing and will always be the same

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